Definitions by BlakeAteYourCat

text lisp 

When a person is texting or e-mailing you and they seem to misspell every other word that they have typed

I was trying to text my cousin today but i could understand her text lisp so i just gave up

text lisp by BlakeAteYourCat April 22, 2011

Christmas Eggnog 

Its when you chill your balls with something really cold and have someone start sucking on them and then they spit it out into a shot glass mix with vodka then shove it up there pussy and have someone(or you) drink it while there squirting it out.

Hot Chick: Want some Christmas Eggnog?
You: Y?
Hot Chick: becuz i didnt finish mine

Christmas Eggnog by BlakeAteYourCat December 20, 2010

Veloci Shit

A huge torpedo shit blowing out your back end that peels the paint off your walls and wakes your neighbors when it all of a sudden creeps up in the middle of the night screaming to be released!

Dude i took this huge Veloci Shit yesterday and remodled my bathroom at the same time!!

Veloci Shit by BlakeAteYourCat July 19, 2010