Velcrud

Unsightly lint, string and and other particles that collect in the spikey side of your velcro closures on wearables

1) The velcrud lodged in my coat velcro closures is causing rain exposure

2) Removing the velcrud from your NorthFace jackets velcro closures is made easier by using a eyelash comb.

by Askcol January 27, 2010

velcrum

A unit of measurement equivalent to pounds and energy almost

The more velcrums you have the better you are

by rachael7256cool March 8, 2011

Velcridity

An objects ability to be velcroed.

My shoes lost their velcridity when I put them in the washer; the strap is useless now!

by PRP7 August 19, 2019

velcrodaddy

a daddy that wears velcro shoes.

Ayo velcrodaddy lemme get those kicks
Nah man these are limited edition

by umyeaooksure June 5, 2018

velcrodaddy

A sexy ass dude who rocks Velcro shoes.

Girls: Damn who that?
Guy: Thats Velcrodaddy y'all can't get him

by umyeaooksure June 11, 2018