Velcrud

Unsightly lint, string and and other particles that collect in the spikey side of your velcro closures on wearables

1) The velcrud lodged in my coat velcro closures is causing rain exposure

2) Removing the velcrud from your NorthFace jackets velcro closures is made easier by using a eyelash comb.

Velcrud by Askcol January 27, 2010

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velcrum

A unit of measurement equivalent to pounds and energy almost

The more velcrums you have the better you are

velcrum by rachael7256cool March 8, 2011

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Velcrud • velcrodaddy • Velcridity • velcrum

Velcridity

An objects ability to be velcroed.

My shoes lost their velcridity when I put them in the washer; the strap is useless now!

Velcridity by PRP7 August 19, 2019

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velcrodaddy

a daddy that wears velcro shoes.

Ayo velcrodaddy lemme get those kicks
Nah man these are limited edition

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 5, 2018

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velcrodaddy

A sexy ass dude who rocks Velcro shoes.

Girls: Damn who that?
Guy: Thats Velcrodaddy y'all can't get him

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 11, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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