An extraordinary percentage of the American population was infected, if not yet with Covid, then with vaxxophobia. Sitting glassy-eyed and slack-jawed in front of their TVs, an American vaxxophobe listened to paid performers on Fox and Newsmax, all of whom had been quietly vaccinated, tell them that Covid was nothing but a liberal hoax, that the vaccine would allow the illegitimate Democratic government to take their freedoms and to monitor their location at every moment. If they didn't believe it, they could look it up on their smartphones.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2021
Get the Vaxxophobia mug.An excessive fear of Vixx. Vixx is a spirit that can be summoned by looking into a mirror and saying "Erin" three times. Be careful if you summon this being, for he is a tryhard and won't stop until you're dead. He also doesn't like to be woken up so don't summon him at night, noon, early morning, or any other time. Just don't fucking summon him.
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by nick sucks May 12, 2008
Get the vagophobia mug.Vaxxinophobia is the irrational fear of vaxxines.
Vaxxinophobia is an increasingly common cause of death among people with an acute lack of intellectual ability, as well as their children. This disorder can be the result of involuntary or in some severe cases even voluntary exposure to the most unsanitary parts of websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
The defining symptom, and leading cause of death from this disorder is a sudden and irrational fear of vaxxines, which can result in life threatening infections.
This disorder can also be deadly to children whose parents are diagnosed with it.
Vaxxinophobia is an increasingly common cause of death among people with an acute lack of intellectual ability, as well as their children. This disorder can be the result of involuntary or in some severe cases even voluntary exposure to the most unsanitary parts of websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
The defining symptom, and leading cause of death from this disorder is a sudden and irrational fear of vaxxines, which can result in life threatening infections.
This disorder can also be deadly to children whose parents are diagnosed with it.
Bob: "Hey, did you hear, Karen contracted the Plague from some monkeys while travelling and now she's dead."
Dan: "Oh, that's terrible, how did that happen?"
Bob: "Her vaxxinophobia prevented her from getting vaxxinated before the trip"
Dan: "Oh, that's too bad."
Dan: "Oh, that's terrible, how did that happen?"
Bob: "Her vaxxinophobia prevented her from getting vaxxinated before the trip"
Dan: "Oh, that's too bad."
by pseudo_nyymi March 27, 2020
Get the vaxxinophobia mug.An abnormal and unhealthy love for vaccines. One who loves vaccines is a vaxxophile. Vaxxofiles fantasize that vaccines are safe and can protect you from disease. Vaxxophiles like to penetrate defenseless children's and gullible people's skin with toxic disease causing chemicals via vaccines.
Vaxxophiles don't really read scientific studies but love to repeat what they were told by health organizations like the CDC and clueless brainwashed doctors.
Vaxxophiles don't really read scientific studies but love to repeat what they were told by health organizations like the CDC and clueless brainwashed doctors.
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by yorkshire193 March 27, 2021
Get the Vanyophobia mug.An extraordinary percentage of the American population was infected, if not yet with Covid then demonstrably with vaccophobia. Sitting glassy-eyed and slack-jawed in front of their TVs, vacchophobes listened to paid performers on Fox and Newsmax, all of whom had themselves been quietly vaccinated, tell them that it was nothing but a liberal hoax, that the vaccine would allow the illegitimate Democratic government to monitor their location at every moment. If they didn't believe it, they could look it up on their smartphones.
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