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Vaxxophobia 

The irrational fear of the COVID-19 vaccine.
An extraordinary percentage of the American population was infected, if not yet with Covid, then with vaxxophobia. Sitting glassy-eyed and slack-jawed in front of their TVs, an American vaxxophobe listened to paid performers on Fox and Newsmax, all of whom had been quietly vaccinated, tell them that Covid was nothing but a liberal hoax, that the vaccine would allow the illegitimate Democratic government to take their freedoms and to monitor their location at every moment. If they didn't believe it, they could look it up on their smartphones.
Vaxxophobia by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2021
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Vixxophobia 

An excessive fear of Vixx. Vixx is a spirit that can be summoned by looking into a mirror and saying "Erin" three times. Be careful if you summon this being, for he is a tryhard and won't stop until you're dead. He also doesn't like to be woken up so don't summon him at night, noon, early morning, or any other time. Just don't fucking summon him.
Jack: I think I have Vixxophobia
Oreo: He's hot
Jack: What
Oreo: what
Vixxophobia by TheRedBlade October 31, 2020

vagophobia 

One who is scared of touching or seeing a vagina, can also be related to the fear of girls
Some grl offered nick a blowjob but he turned it down due to his vagophobia
vagophobia by nick sucks May 12, 2008

vaxxinophobia 

Vaxxinophobia is the irrational fear of vaxxines.

Vaxxinophobia is an increasingly common cause of death among people with an acute lack of intellectual ability, as well as their children. This disorder can be the result of involuntary or in some severe cases even voluntary exposure to the most unsanitary parts of websites such as Facebook and Twitter.

The defining symptom, and leading cause of death from this disorder is a sudden and irrational fear of vaxxines, which can result in life threatening infections.
This disorder can also be deadly to children whose parents are diagnosed with it.
Bob: "Hey, did you hear, Karen contracted the Plague from some monkeys while travelling and now she's dead."

Dan: "Oh, that's terrible, how did that happen?"

Bob: "Her vaxxinophobia prevented her from getting vaxxinated before the trip"

Dan: "Oh, that's too bad."
vaxxinophobia by pseudo_nyymi March 27, 2020

Vaxxophilia 

An abnormal and unhealthy love for vaccines. One who loves vaccines is a vaxxophile. Vaxxofiles fantasize that vaccines are safe and can protect you from disease. Vaxxophiles like to penetrate defenseless children's and gullible people's skin with toxic disease causing chemicals via vaccines.

Vaxxophiles don't really read scientific studies but love to repeat what they were told by health organizations like the CDC and clueless brainwashed doctors.
The centers for disease creation is involved in vaxxophilia.
Vaxxophilia by Lexilogos September 24, 2018

Vanyophobia

The fear of being manipulated by certain people
OMG! You have Vanyophobia too? Let's be friends then!
Vanyophobia by yorkshire193 March 27, 2021

Vaccophobia 

The irrational fear of the Covid-19 vaccine.
An extraordinary percentage of the American population was infected, if not yet with Covid then demonstrably with vaccophobia. Sitting glassy-eyed and slack-jawed in front of their TVs, vacchophobes listened to paid performers on Fox and Newsmax, all of whom had themselves been quietly vaccinated, tell them that it was nothing but a liberal hoax, that the vaccine would allow the illegitimate Democratic government to monitor their location at every moment. If they didn't believe it, they could look it up on their smartphones.
Vaccophobia by Monkey's Dad July 24, 2021
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