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Vanphobia is the fear of white vans. no, not the shoes.
I can’t go near that white van, I have Vanphobia.
Vanphobia by N0T_ November 11, 2019

vexiphobia 

irrational fear of flags.
"Strange, my boyfriend's grandmother freaks out when she sees flags because of her vexiphobia."
vexiphobia by Sydneyyyyy September 19, 2007

Vagiphobia 

The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.
"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
Vagiphobia by Scholzing May 9, 2015

vapephobia 

Scared of vapes or hates people vaping or just hates them in general. And if so you may have vapephobia
Guy: do you want a hit of my vape?

You: say "no" and you have a feeling that you want to smash it.

And that is called vapephobia

vagophobia 

One who is scared of touching or seeing a vagina, can also be related to the fear of girls
Some grl offered nick a blowjob but he turned it down due to his vagophobia
vagophobia by nick sucks May 12, 2008

vagaphobia 

vagaphobia is the fear of vaginas. usually resulting not getting some. usually involves guys named brendan.
"i think brendan has vagaphobia"
"no, hes just gay"
vagaphobia by brendanbabeyyy December 17, 2008
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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