Vaugenism 

Vaegenism is an uber new spiritual movment unsure in its standards or beliefs but also nonchantly defined in being so

I subscribe purely to the philosiphy of Vaugenism however I cant tell you about it as im not realy sure what it is ,Are you vegen,No man Im Vaugen

Vaugenism by Colin Daggers November 25, 2020

Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

vagenis 

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009

Facebook Vaguerism

Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.

Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!

Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.

Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.

Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.

Facebook Vaguerism by RedPolkadot November 8, 2010

vaginismus 

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

vaginismus by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

Vaginismal 

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

Vaginismal by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

Vagueism 

a vague answer to a serious question

Girl: is it that you just don't care enough?
Guy: it's not that!
Girl: if it's not that then what?
Guy: i just have a lot on my mind
Girl: can you stop with the vagueisms

Vagueism by Someone Cool1381 March 4, 2010