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Facebook Vaguerism

Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.
Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!

Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.

Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.

Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
Facebook Vaguerism by RedPolkadot November 8, 2010
Related Words
A term to describe speech, text and/or action in which the participant has little or no idea of the factual content.
To commit a vaguism you could do one of the following. Pretend to contribute to dialogue on a subject you have little or no knowledge of for a sense of acceptance or self importance or plagiarise text on a subject that you cant be bothered understanding but pretend otherwise or in action by pretending to understand directions (possibly in a second language, ie traveling) and then heading off in the wrong direction.
vaguism by ifoto February 4, 2010

Vagueist 

A discompassionate softner perpetuity wandering wildernesses classified as a person.
This umbilically detached poser is a vagueist
Vagueist by Ra'Man Noodle August 25, 2022

Valueism 

the concept that represents the next human-centered evolution of capitalism. It argues that the purpose of any business should be the creation of value that is measured in terms of contribution to prosperity. In order for businesses to be prosperous there must be a shared well-being of humanity that strives to economically flourish.
I believe that the next stage of capitalism is valueism.
Valueism by Jofag June 26, 2023

Vaguenism 

1. (Religion/Spirituality): The act of using vague or shallow spiritual soundbites on social media to create an appearance of spiritual insight:

*Meme-based expression: Sharing religious or spiritual memes without deeper analysis or personal reflection.
*Lack of evidence: Failing to provide sound philosophical, theological or scriptural justification for beliefs.
*Superficial engagement: Avoiding in-depth discussions or deflecting challenges to their views.
2. (Informal) The use of vague, unsubstantiated statements to appear knowledgeable or authoritative on any topic:
* Generalities: Speaking in broad terms without specifics.
* Evasiveness: Dodging questions, refusal to engage in discourse or provide details.
* Non-committal language: Using phrases like "maybe" or "it depends"while still being certain of ones poition
3. (In Politics): The use of ambiguous or emotionally charged language to manipulate opinion or avoid taking a clear stance on an issue.

* Appeal to a specific audience: Using vagueness to avoid alienating potential voters.
* Distract from specifics: By focusing on generalities or emotional appeals, which divert attention from details of policy or potential negative actions.
* Shift blame or responsibility: Vague statements make it difficult to hold politicians accountable for their actions & inaction.
* Create a sense of urgency or fear: Vague warnings or threats are used to manipulate public opinion and gain support for specific policies.
Spiritual Vaguenism on Social Media:
"Just trust the universe, friend. Everything happens for a reason. #Blessed " (This sentence uses vague platitudes and lacks any specific spiritual guidance.)
Sharing a meme about finding peace without explaining how to achieve it.
General Vaguenism in Social Media:
"We need to make a change! Let's work together to create a better world! " (This statement lacks specifics about the desired change or how to achieve it.)
"Do your own research! The mainstream media is lying to you!" (This avoids providing evidence for the claim and encourages distrust without explanation.)
Political Vaguenism:
Politician A: "We need to strengthen our national security." (This is vague – it doesn't specify what "strengthen" means or what threats are being addressed.)
Politician B (opponent): "My opponent's plan is dangerous and will make us less safe." (This uses fear-mongering without outlining the specific dangers of the opponent's plan.)
Vaguenism by Kishan Impossible March 17, 2024
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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