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Commander Vasjeer 

Arguably one of the worst people in the history of mankind, he is an absolute failure at everything he does. People considered to be "Commander Vasjeer"s need to reconsider their life immediately.
A: What do you think of Donald Trump?
B: I dunno. I think he is a Commander Vasjeer.
Commander Vasjeer by BBQof1942 November 5, 2017
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Vasja is a person with a huge dick. Alltrought he is ugly his dick is huge.
I saw a dick last night. It was huge, almost as big as Vasja has
Vasja by Gina Samples December 30, 2018
Vasjan is a Hip-Hop recording artist. Born & raised out of Athens, Greece, he is currently located in Boston,US. Legal name is, "Vasil Zisi". He created hit songs, "Pull Up N Ride" & "Who Want Smoke?". Some of his collaborators include Lil Baby, Ron Suno, Jay Gwuapo, Da Baby and Tyga.
Vasjan is a Hiphop recording artist.
Vasjan is a club promoter.
Vasjan by hiphopnews March 20, 2021
Smart and happy person who can have trust issues but loves meeting new people. Usualy Vasja loves playing videogames or loves reading. He is loyal to the person the loves and can be romantic. He can get mad quick and anger can quick turn to rage so be aware not to piss him off. But he is always fair to every person even if person deserves it or not.
Wow i didn't know Vasja can be so kind.
Vasja by Assassinisbrutal December 30, 2018
Vasja is the most socially aware person ever, yet is the biggest social potato. Despite being a potato, she is one of the best friends that you will ever and will make you spend all your time with her. Vasja, is not like other girls. When something awkward happens, she won't just leave you but will try to keep being friends. She is an extremely beautiful girl, who is extremely attractive but have a thing for putting sultanas up her nose. Often her types of boys are ones that live in different nations. This nation obviously is her imagination where boys are not twats. If they aren't a twat or a Matt or live in her imagination, he then lives in Sydney, where she will never meet him.

She is also an extremely skilled chess player, who will never let you win willingly. Her Chess.com score continues to rise, which her no mercy chess skills. In real life chess, she own a marble chess board. unbeknownst to her parents she has broken the white queen, and super glued it together. One day maybe I'll tell her parents.

Overall, Vasja is a great person who should be in everyones lives forever. She is also a really bad kisser and has probably never kissed a guy in her life. It may be so bad that you question your own kissing ability. Despite having some weird interests involving sultanas, she is an all round person, who is extremely attractive. She also has an amazing fashion sense, but is extremely incapable of dressing someone else.
guy: I love Vasja
VASJA by john8907 July 7, 2020
Vasja is typically a sweetheart who will just out of nowhere break your heart and leave you to die. Your parents will love her. She also has a bih dick energy.
Guy1: Vasja is so hot and amazing. I think I love her.
Guy2: I love her too.
Guy3: Me and my best friend also loved her, God bless his soul.
VASJA by Klsjh3 November 20, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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