Varging
When you're talking absolutely stupid nonsense about your heritage and why does it make you better than Jews, but yous still look like an absolute church-burning Chad.
Varging by deathcore_kid November 20, 2020
Vaginger
A girl with firecrotch
Related Words
Varging • vaginger • Vagingleberry • vagingo • vagging • Vagingivitis • vagingle • vaginga • vagging out • vargin
Vagingles
Becky: Are you excited to see James tonight?
Lauren: Hell yeah, I have vagingles just thinking about him!
Lauren: Hell yeah, I have vagingles just thinking about him!
Vagingles by BKolodzaike April 30, 2014
Tingle in the Vagingle
Tingle the Vagingle (pronounced va-jingle) is a term originating from the North Central Florida area that describes the extra sensation a girl feels during oral sex when the guy that preforms said oral sex has a beard. He is giving her an extra tingle in her vagina from the facial hair; hence the phrase "tingle the vagingle."
Example 1
Friend, "Why'd you grow that hideous beard?"
Friend's response, "My girl likes the beard, it gives her a tingle in the vagingle."
Example 2
Girl, "I like when a guy with a beard goes down on me; it gives me a tingle in the vagingle."
Friend, "Why'd you grow that hideous beard?"
Friend's response, "My girl likes the beard, it gives her a tingle in the vagingle."
Example 2
Girl, "I like when a guy with a beard goes down on me; it gives me a tingle in the vagingle."
Tingle in the Vagingle by DBlack April 29, 2009
Vagingleberry
A small ball of toilet paper that becomes captured in the creases of a woman's vagina, usually when she has wiped after urinating. These in some way are akin to the dingleberry and could also cling to hairs near the pubic area but are more often drawn to the moist areas between the labias minora and majora.
See: vagingle dingleberry
See: vagingle dingleberry
"I was eating my girlfriend's pussy last night and nearly choked on a vagingleberry."
"That brand of toilet paper gives me vagingleberries."
"That brand of toilet paper gives me vagingleberries."
Vagingleberry by Chester Malone February 21, 2009
Vagingivitis
Originating from the movie "Teeth" based on a vagina with teeth, comes a theory on Genital dental hygene.
This rare disease occurs when the gum lines of the vagina become largely inflamed. Leaving this disease untreated may lead to the need for vaginal floss and vaginewash. If one decides to further neglect vaginal upkeep, one may need a vaginal retainer or even braces.
Most doctors will recommend vaginal toothpaste that comes in two flavors : penis and non-penis.
see Vaginal Orthodontist
This rare disease occurs when the gum lines of the vagina become largely inflamed. Leaving this disease untreated may lead to the need for vaginal floss and vaginewash. If one decides to further neglect vaginal upkeep, one may need a vaginal retainer or even braces.
Most doctors will recommend vaginal toothpaste that comes in two flavors : penis and non-penis.
see Vaginal Orthodontist
Shit, someone better give that bitch some scope, she has mad vagingivitis.
That bitch needs to floss, she may be at definite risk of Vg; Vagingivitis
Nah man, don't go near her, She got some heavy Vagingivitis. Make yo dick fall off
That bitch needs to floss, she may be at definite risk of Vg; Vagingivitis
Nah man, don't go near her, She got some heavy Vagingivitis. Make yo dick fall off
Vagingivitis by Fets May 10, 2009
virgingity
Ryan: I'd totally screw that redhead over there. you?
Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
virgingity by jsababy August 24, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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