An event that occurs when a priest blesses vape juice and proceeds to take a fat rip and blow that holy vape into your face. The cloud cleanses you of your sins.
“Yo bro, you coming to my Vaptism this weekend at the church?” “Ya bro, my cousin got Vaptised last weekend. Of course I’ll be there”
by Jon Arbuckle 1 February 2, 2023
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Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017
Get the Vaptist mug.A religion or anti-religion that rejects belief of all kinds. practices include meditation and thought exercises based around logic. The goal is to achieve an enlightenment like state of belief-less-ness. Equates belief with the 'ego' of Buddhism Ritual is thought of a spiritually unimportant but not prohibited if its goal is entertainment. Somewhat similar to Taoism and Shamanism.
A: 'I think Steve is an Atheist'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'
by breckonridge February 9, 2015
Get the Vatism mug.The first time one experiences a full-on orgasmic GUSH while performing oral sex on a female “squirter”.
Essentially, baptism by a gushing tidal-wave of female orgasmic ejaculate.
Essentially, baptism by a gushing tidal-wave of female orgasmic ejaculate.
"Dude, last night was my first time with a 'squirter', Jillian, and she came HARD, providing me my vagtism!"
by 0jir0 February 12, 2026
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