vagtism

The first time one experiences a full-on orgasmic GUSH while performing oral sex on a female “squirter”.

Essentially, baptism by a gushing tidal-wave of female orgasmic ejaculate.

"Dude, last night was my first time with a 'squirter', Jillian, and she came HARD, providing me my vagtism!"

by 0jir0 February 12, 2026

Vagism

A potent soup like concoction emanated betwixt the loins of a female during a moment of high arousal.

Colonel Angus wiped the vagism from his chin..
And he said with a grin..
Just come round back of shady thicket..
Theres a good chance we'll lick it..
'Cause Carpet Bagg'n ain't no sin

by Terry Steinblossom December 2, 2010

Vagtasmagoria

When a vagina is so messed up with stink, sickness, or any other sorts of abnormailities that could equate to either a starring role or a major supporting role in a horror movie.

Basically, there is something seriously wrong with a female's vagina.

Tom: Hey man, how was she?

Dick: Man she stank down there...not to mention I think I may need to see the doc after that. Kinda reminded me of watching "Halloween".

Tom: Sounds like she may have a case of vagtasmagoria.

by Jsps August 21, 2009

Vatism

A religion or anti-religion that rejects belief of all kinds. practices include meditation and thought exercises based around logic. The goal is to achieve an enlightenment like state of belief-less-ness. Equates belief with the 'ego' of Buddhism Ritual is thought of a spiritually unimportant but not prohibited if its goal is entertainment. Somewhat similar to Taoism and Shamanism.

A: 'I think Steve is an Atheist'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'

by breckonridge February 9, 2015

Vaptism

An event that occurs when a priest blesses vape juice and proceeds to take a fat rip and blow that holy vape into your face. The cloud cleanses you of your sins.

“Yo bro, you coming to my Vaptism this weekend at the church?” “Ya bro, my cousin got Vaptised last weekend. Of course I’ll be there”

by Jon Arbuckle 1 February 2, 2023

Vagism

A religion. The focal point of Vagism is the vagina. A Vagist is one who practices Vagism.

That dude down the street must practice Vagism, he pounds the pussy about 8 days a week!

by Jordy-Time August 26, 2006

vagismell

The odor of a vagina the day after sex with several guys and no codom.

She suffered from vagismell after those three guys pumped her full of their man stuff.

by jd owner of george May 11, 2008