vanker

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.

Guy - Up Urs Vanker!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

vanker

A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?

1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.

by Voltainia April 6, 2011

Vanker

Same meaning as Wanker but especially curated for Bartenders in Vancouver who tend to juggle spirits instead of pouring drinks -leaving their customer to wait far too long.

That bloody vanker won’t pour me a drink

by Tinoftuna September 5, 2019

Vanker

A wanker who drives a van.

This vanker just pulled out in front of me.

by JH14FAN March 29, 2025

Vanderwood

A character from Mystic Messenger that most likely can and will tase everyone they don't like

Seven: "Hey Vanderwo-"
Vanderwood*FUcKING TASES HIM* "CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CHIP BAGS"

by Mystic Waffles July 26, 2018

Vakker

Meaning "beautiful" in Norwegian (bokmål)

The word vakker does no justice in describing just how beautiful inside and out my wonderful wife Kitty is.

by Jeg elsker deg Kitty November 7, 2010

Vanderbilt University

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.

Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University

by gobosox August 19, 2017