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these people can be defined as a short ass female who has terrible driving and cooking skills and has no brain cells left (they were deep fried). this asshole is either on spotify, tiktok, or snapchat 24/7 and will not get their ass off of their phone. this person is most famous for throwing the most eye bawling, bloodline insulting jokes or insults at people and walking away saying "in the nicest way possible 🥰🥰". these people are either the most athletic or least athletic people you've ever met in your life. these motherfuckers could also somehow find a way to cheer you up when you're sad but really, have no idea what they're doing themselves. aside from that, they're really nice to their friends and could be considered a "people pleaser" they have major trust issues to start with but it's painfully easy to gain their trust from time to time. they never realize what or who is harmful to them and will always be so vulnerable because of it. ALSO aside from that, they aren't entirely horrible and bad to hang out with, they've just been through things.

they would jump off a cliff for you or push you off a cliff 🥰🥰
"do yk who Vandela is?" "what's a vandela 🧍 ♀️"
Vandela by they_h4temom0 November 22, 2023
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Art Vandelay 

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.
I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

Art Vandalay 

A fake name frequently used by George, created by George and Jerry while waiting to stake out a cute woman Jerry met at a party.
"Is this Vandalay Industries?"
"We're waiting for a friend, uh, Art Vandalay. He's an architect."

Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.
Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

Vandemark 

1. A classy girl.

2. A terribly cute girl who dresses well.
Look at that Vandemark, she's definitely gunning for the top of the corporate ladder.
Vandemark by rovingroverwhoroves April 28, 2013

vendelasexual 

vendelasexual is a person who are in love with someone that named vendela
Friends: who are you in love with?
Me: dude I'm vendelasexual that means I love vendela
vendelasexual by SVOE June 11, 2020
Vendela is that kind of girl who just has "it". She is simply the one. She's smart, beautiful, cool, funny and brilliant. She knows her body and to be honest... It's amazing. Totally to die for.
- Geez, I wish I was more like a Vendela.

- I hope I get to snog Vendela on the party this saturday.
Vendela by Brittianisawesome March 13, 2012
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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