Van Milder 

TKC produced minivan keyboard.

Did you get a NOS Minivan from Evan?
No, this is Van Milder.
We'll see about that!

Van Milder by Flipdipchip June 10, 2021

vanwilder plan 

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school

student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt

vanwilder plan by I dont get it im the owner of this email but you wont let me submit it June 11, 2006

bianca vangilder 

This.............a Bianca Vangilder is a VILE creature, whom looks terrible naked and is pretty goddamn fat, and thinks pubes are attractive. On her and her partner. She also appears to have not one, but TWO muffin tops, thats' right people, TWO MUFFINTOPS. In general, dis hoe nasty.

Me: Fuck dude i saw her tits
Friend: So are you going to need glasses for your failing eyesight?
Me: Yeah. bianca vangilder is nasty dude
Friend: No shit.

bianca vangilder by llSkarrll February 14, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016