Van Milder

TKC produced minivan keyboard.

Did you get a NOS Minivan from Evan?
No, this is Van Milder.
We'll see about that!

by Flipdipchip June 10, 2021

vanwilder plan

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school

student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt

by I dont get it im the owner of this email but you wont let me submit it June 11, 2006

bianca vangilder

This.............a Bianca Vangilder is a VILE creature, whom looks terrible naked and is pretty goddamn fat, and thinks pubes are attractive. On her and her partner. She also appears to have not one, but TWO muffin tops, thats' right people, TWO MUFFINTOPS. In general, dis hoe nasty.

Me: Fuck dude i saw her tits
Friend: So are you going to need glasses for your failing eyesight?
Me: Yeah. bianca vangilder is nasty dude
Friend: No shit.

by llSkarrll February 14, 2013