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A horny vampire. (VAMPIRE + horNY). Used to describe a person who is horny 24*7 and who sleeps during the day and is active during the night... Often appearing as normal people, they can be distinguished by their reluctance to engage in any physical activity during the day, their pale skin color, and the difference in the amount of muscles in their hands.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, u r all wrong! It's a vampireny!

U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.
by crastard April 25, 2009
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