A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.
Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.
Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!
You hastard! You used up all of my lube!
Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!
You hastard! You used up all of my lube!
by Crastard April 28, 2009
A horny vampire. (VAMPIRE + horNY). Used to describe a person who is horny 24*7 and who sleeps during the day and is active during the night... Often appearing as normal people, they can be distinguished by their reluctance to engage in any physical activity during the day, their pale skin color, and the difference in the amount of muscles in their hands.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, u r all wrong! It's a vampireny!
U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.
U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.
by crastard April 25, 2009