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1. All gothy and sexy like.
2. A stealer of towels.
1. "Ooh, she looks very gothy."
"Yes, quite the Vampi"
2. "Oi, you took my towel you vampi!"
Vampi by Elliott Solomon March 29, 2004
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A half gremlin (not natural) pink haired (possible) crack head with a Bo staff who is main character in the dystopian fantasy comic in the making call “Surface” which is the sister comic to “Underground” both made by equally unhinged pixilart.com user @VampDeez.

She’s also like hella gay and dating this little platform croc wearing hacker named Molly Loop while also despising technology and extremely good at breaking that shit, like ong she showed up to a high school robotic competition just to break all their shit, punch the head teacher, and leave all the kids in tears.

Vampi also ate a homophobe as the bad ass bisexual she is.
Person 1: Man I just love Vampi, she so adorable

Person 2: Dude, go see a therapist, she literally ate my brother
Vampi by VampDeez August 7, 2023
Post-teen angst personified
oh woe is me, Waffles is faaaaaaar away
vampi by Davide June 7, 2004

VampiЯe 

Mother fucking bad asses ,Vampires are the creatures of the night and will do any freaking thing they please, and will suck blood from their victim,their weaknesses are Garlic, A steak trough the heart and Sunlight,Dracula was and will forever will be the original vampire, and Wesley Snipes?well lets just call him another badass motherfucker not afraid of daylight, and has movies that are Freaking Hardcore ,A.K.A BLADE,and also the Lost boys are freaking awesome, especially Kiefer Sutherland. None of these sound like T word with sparkly Vegetaripires or should i said Vaginapires, that so called movie and book doesn't even derserve to be in here with badass vampires that kick edwards Fucking ass any day!!!

Give me A Hell yeah and thumbs up if you agree!

and if not, then your just another crybaby ass twilight Fan
VampiЯe are the KreatuЯes of the night, 'nuff said
VampiЯe by FatalNightmareX13 July 16, 2009

Vampi'tism 

To suck an allistic's "little bit of autism out of them", usually done as a response to "everyone is a bit autistic" and aslo allows the one doing the vampi'tism to level up their autism.
Autism vampire: Im autistic
Allistic person: oh well you know everyone's a bit autistic, right?
Autism vampire: *stabs a straw into allistic person's neck*
allistic person: ACK!
Autism vampire: *commits vampi'tism*
allistic person: ARRGHHHH-
Vampi'tism by EuropeanImmigrant August 1, 2024
1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.
Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.
vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

Qi Vampire 

1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.
My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!
Qi Vampire by Phuqit January 25, 2010
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