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vampirefreak 

Not vampires who are freaks.
vampirefreak by SEmily July 21, 2004
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vampirefreak 

1. A person who is a member of the site vampirefreaks dot com. It's another website for shallow morons who have nothing better to do then follow trends and use the word "pseudo" far too often.

2. A Yahoo Messenger chat room under the category of music.
VFboi22882283: i wnna suck ur bluud. and im not a poser
vampirefreak by Funker_joe May 8, 2005

vampirefreaks 

A good idea gone bad. Was a place for open-minded alternative peoples, goths/punks/metalheads/etc, to post a profile and find similar people. Now exists as a slightly darker facebook alternative for emo/scene children, the retarded offspring of any and all of the above subcultures, now with fringes. Also a disturbing number of fake profiles clearly created by middle-aged perverts, most of them written in broken foreign English, but claiming to be from either the US or UK.

You will be added as a friend by people who never even attempt to speak to you. Users can be rated 1-10, a fantastic addition to a site used by people who are all about not judging people and don't care what you think. The ratings feature can be switched off, however, but of course it never is. Any messages you do get will consist of "10" or "10+" or "hi, here's a 10, please rate back"

Sentences like "I hate ignorance and hypocrisy" can be found on every profile, usually followed by something ignorant and hypocritical concerning all the people and things they hate.

Occasionally, one will find rare red diamonds such as, "I don't like people who are needlessly promiscuous. I'd much prefer intelligent conversation to sex." Usually on the about me sections of fat ugly pseudo-intellectual gobshites who can't get sex so attempt to mask this by claiming they never wanted it in the first place.
Ten years ago vampirefreaks was a reasonable place to waste a few idle hours online. Now just a complete waste of time.
vampirefreaks by davie-d May 29, 2013

Vampirefreaks 

A social networking website for those of a altnernative, industrial, gothic culture ect, though it is mainly full of emos ,scene kids, attentionwhores and perverts.

Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.

Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.

User profiles often consist of

- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.
person 1 : hai i joined vampirefreaks cos im so dark and alternative.
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.

vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)

person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )
Vampirefreaks by JoannaT May 24, 2010

vampirefreaks 

Vampirefreaks is a website originally for the alternative, cyber goths, goths, freaks etc..though i must say, many emos have joined as well. Fuckthemainstream is a section of vampirefreaks which enables people to purchase their alternative clothing and accesories. However the main reason people go on vf is to create a personal profile, join cults which interest them and socialize.
1. Vampirefreaks aka Vf is a hardcore version of myspace.
2. Boo, that premium whore gave me a rating of 1.
vampirefreaks by burgandy June 24, 2006

Vampirefreaks 

A community website similar to myspace or facebook that was originally intended for the gothic/industrial subculture and those who take part in it, but it has recently become flooded with scene and emo kids and those generally annoying people who only create profiles to post 'glamour pics' and look at other people who have 'glamour pics'. The site has a feature where users are able to rate each other on a scale of 1 - 10 and but usually people rate based on the person's pictures, never mind actually getting to know the person or even read the profile god forbid, and the comment's usually consist of 'nice pics cutie' or 'OMGZ ur like s0 h0tt ;)'. But of course there are some people on there who are not complete vain and material idiots. Those can often be found in certain areas of the messageboards.
Vampirefreaks is a site where those who relate with the gothic and industrial subculture can gather

Vampirefreaks has become infested with silly emo and scene kids...why the fuck do I keep going back?

vampirefreaks 

Web page where you create a profile that other users read in order for them to rate you fairly YEAAAAAH RIGHT if by "read" you mean go directly to the gallery and by "fairly" u mean how cute are or how "sexy" u look... mostly of the time ppl only rate "10" and leave comments like "You Look Like A Hottie..I Luv Ur Hair...*10*" that crearly shows you didn't pay much attention to what they wrote on their profile but don't worry if u don't like to talk about yourself u can just put lots of photos about you posing and that's it! *Lots of comments and rates by girls* saying you're so hot or so sexy you know since nobody actually reads profiles... also an alternative from myspace.com
Vampirefreaks at some point might have been Good but nowadays is just a popularity contest
vampirefreaks by krlexz September 14, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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