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Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.
Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.
Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011
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Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

valumshuis

very fat, thick, and juicy.
She has a valumshuis ass.
valumshuis by cherry fuk nut April 25, 2020

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately
Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

Face value 

Taking something at face value means to not look any deeper into what is being said. If the listener tries to read into it, the wrong conclusion will be reached.

No ulterior motive. Just read/hear what is presented and do not read into it.
Take this at face value, but you look really hot today. Where did you get that shirt? (If the listener didn't take it at face value, he/she might wonder if the speaker is interested, romantically or otherwise)

Take this at face value, but you had mentioned the cost of getting a nose job yesterday and how much you wanted one. I saw the prices. They're really not as bad as you thought. (If the face value clause were not said, the listener might be offended. It could be construed the speaker is implying the listener should get a nose job because it looks bad or whatever)
Face value by mechpaul November 19, 2018

Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.
Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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