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Vajtarded

1. Retarded in the arts of cunnilingus.

2. Unskilled in vaginal discovery or entertainment.

3. Gay man.
(1.) He licked my pussycat like a virgin, wonder if he's eligible to get a check for being vajtarded....

(2.) My girlfriend is so new at lesbianism that she was vajtarded!

(3.) Girl - you're wasting your time with that one......can't you tell he's vajtarded? He's definitely interested in man-hand shandys.
by Donna Drago July 16, 2016
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