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valenciano 

People with this last name tend to have large Dicks. They are overconfident and usually get what they want. They like to look good and are popular. They are great with girls and makes a lot of money. If your a Valenciano your a fucking badass.
Man I wish I was a Valenciano. Valenciano's have it too good.
valenciano by Ldm21 October 22, 2013
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valencia 

Is a beautiful woman who can be mean at sometime and nice don't try her because she will come back for all of y'all and one of a kind and if she like u then u must be special and she will never give up and love the ones who love her
Valencia is a woman who. Can be a devia
valencia by Daylencia March 15, 2017

Valencia 

BEST FRIEND MATERIAL. Val is smart and classy as hell, hilarious, inside n’ out beautiful, super cuddle-able, and a ride-or-die adventure buddy. She takes absolutely no shit from any goon and speaks the truth against all the bullshit all the time. She’ll always back you up and will be there for you in times of madness or sadness. Her style is rad, her laugh is contagious, and if your lucky enough to call her one of your best friends, well then you’ve got it pretty damn good.
Person 1: Damn, It's already been almost a year since you said goodbye to Valencia? Sad.

Me: Yes. But it’s okay, ‘cause I know our paths will cross again before too long. Des âmes sœurs ne s’oublient pas facilement, et elle sait qu’elle fera toujours parti de sama waa keur; she’s welcome chez moi no matter where, no matter when.
Valencia by vqlrocks May 11, 2016

valencia 

very curvy, beautiful girl. she has a tendency to be really insecure, but is very silly and a playful person to be around. most gorgeous eyes you could forever get lost in. her desire is to make everyone else happy before she does herself. doesn't party a lot but when she does, watch out ! she will be the life of it. great girl to have long conversations with or to be with in times of need. is crazy in bed, likes it rough, almost up for anything. can be mostly exotic and mysterious. has a huge butt and even bigger personality to match. cant find any other girl like her.
I need a Valencia right now
valencia by Anntonio_suavee February 17, 2013
This particular type of guy is a loving, respectable, caring and outgoing one...but once in bed, he is a beast and is very attractive, but loyal; will also kick your ass if you fuck with him.
"dude, that Valentino guy is a beast".
"ya, totally..i wish i had that name".
Valentino by bd457 July 15, 2010

Valencia 

Very beautiful girl. Was born to be brave with no fear. Has a tendency to do what she wants, whenever she wants. Very shy when it comes to people she really cares about. Open hearted. Wants everyone to be happy. Puts everyone else happiness before here's. Is very loved by everyone. Has lots of haters but doesn't let that effect her accomplishments. Is a very bright, intelligent, smart, independent girl. Her success is most important to her and nothing can change that no matter. Will grow up to occumplish many things in life. Is a very energetic person. Always happy and loud no matter what. Always takes charge and is always taking over in anything she puts her mind too. Very confidant, some my say concedited but not at all. Very outstanding girl. Perfect body, perfect face and has a tendency to have a really big ass.
Damn I need to fine me a Valencia
Valencia by The trusts June 2, 2016

Valencia High School 

Second richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley, behind west Ranch. School is pretty laid back, a lot of rich kids, mostly white and asian with the occasional mexican and black. There are too many people selling weed but alot of kids are buying so its all good. Home to plenty of potheads. Really easy to get drugs at this school. Lots of hot girls. got some good sports programs. Almost everyone hates where they live who gos to Valencia High so they try to act like theyre from somewhere "cool" even though theyre just like everyone else.
There are groups like hippie type people, jocks, popular kids, vampires, blacks, asians (koreans), mexicans, then everyone else just blends in.
Kid: Ey dawg where can i get some bud?

Kid 2: Just go down to Valencia High School, everyone's selling it there.

Kid 1: thanks man

Kid 2: oh yeah, and theres a bunch of hippies there so if you want some acid or x then they can hook you up.

Kid 1: okay cool.
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