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Val'd

Someone who inhales an excessive amount of food in a little amount of time.
You just val'd that sandwich!
by TravelingGirl33 March 29, 2010
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hug val day

its hug val day hug val now or else
by miloiskindasocool August 14, 2021
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val + denisse

Best couple ever fr. valentina + denisse forever. YALL AINT BETTER THAN US uhhhhhhhh
do you know val + denisse? yeah they're the best couple
by cuppai April 9, 2022
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Del Val

A school with a relatively mediocre academic reputation, mediocre athletic programs, and mediocre.. well, everything. This school draws from five school districts in butt fuck nowhere, NJ where all of the girls either have tanning beds installed in their basements or waste approximately 4/5 of their part time job money on fake tanning, the guys either wrestle or highly endorse John Deere, and everyone else is basically boring- with the exception of a few.

Del Val has an addiction to not prepping students for life after high school. It's great. Counselors don't really give a shit about 90% of the students (which is about.. 90 students), the school has cut funding for everything, and ever since our gay ex-principal left, it's just been downhill.
by fat kids eat cake January 11, 2011
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Del Val

Del Val or DVRHS or whatever the fuck you want to call it fuckin sucks we got a 6'7" big ass blonde cunt as a principal and an ex power lifter bald headed ass bitch nigga as the vice principal where his main duties include being a bounty hunter for students vaping in the bathroom, puffing out his chest, and being a fucking cunt. For some godforsaken reason we're obsessed with 2 15-18 year old students touching each other's assholes on a mat. 93% of the students smoke the Mary Jane and do other drugs such as adderall, heroin, and over the counter bullshit drugs. We fucking suck at everything (except for cool ass vape tricks). Fuck me even half the fucking teachers smoke and probably want to lynch themselves. Every guy had their dick in at least some hole of a girl in the school it's basically a sesspool of all the STD's you can think of. Everyone is in the middle of butt fucking nowhere and lives on a farm. Fuck we have corn right next to the school, there's probably 12 black kids in the school and like 30 Mexicans or whatever the fuck you wanna call em, all the white kids (everyone) think they know rap cause they listen to lil uzi and lil pump. We have no money whatsoever.Nobody is a rival to us in any sport but we hate everyone in any other school and most of the time students drink and smoke during the football games. Apparently cheerleading is sport which is some bullshit. Nothing good has ever come from Del val and ever will it's a shithole of aids and incest.
by potato nipple August 19, 2017
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Del Val

Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School be a regional, four-year hood high school n' school district, dat serves hustlas up in westside Hustladon County.
"Del Val" done been notified by tha State Popo dat yesterdizzle a hustla was caught at it afta admittin freestylin a funky-ass bomb threat at Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School ...
by Ezio_Shepard May 28, 2013
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Dirty Val

Dirty Val is when you kill the last Panda alive as a sacrifice to lose ur virginity
+ How was Last night?
- Awesome, I made a dirty Val and it really worked
by OrangetheMarto April 29, 2020
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