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When you forward thrust tweak with your vagina.
Kierstyn vajerks on her girlfriend Brey
Vajerk by Vajerk July 29, 2025
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Freckles in the vaginal area, mainly those of fairer skin and red hair.

Freckles of those who have ginger pubes.
Man 1 :Do you think gingers get Vajeckles?

Man 2 :Only if they have fire crotch.
Vajeckles by Lud-ivatron June 30, 2011

Vajorked 

When something is really fucking messed up.
Oh man, its really vajorked that she did that to you.
Vajorked by CSHSO9 December 21, 2009
A combination of a Vagina and Jenky! Definition; A sub-par, ghetto ass, beat up, morning after pill havin, overgrown foliage, meat curtain havin, way too floppy Vagina!
I thought I loved this ho but when I realized what was going on downstairs I realized that Bitch was Vajenky! The herp lives strong!
Vajenky by BuckoNasty! October 25, 2010
Dry vagina
She's cranky because her vajerky needs to be lubed.
Vajerky by sokeri! July 25, 2011
a queer, who likes it up the butt.
spends time eating man pubes while drinking
fresh cumm.
he likes to sleep at night so he can get teabagged.
sectretly wishes at night before he goes to sleep that
his dad comes into his room and rapes him goodnigt.
and cumms in his ear thats why he cant hear so good.

a retard
"that guys a faggot".
"dude, thats vajeremy"
vajeremy by not vajeremy March 10, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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