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Vajerk- An alternate form of the word Jerk. Not to be confused with idiot. Vajerk is the proper form of jerk and can be used in place of the word jerk.
Also, Hilarious to say.
Vik: Whats that? You called me a vajerk?
Maria: No i said you were a jerk.
Vik: Yea well your acting like a vajerk!
vajerk by CCCB January 25, 2009
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When you forward thrust tweak with your vagina.
Kierstyn vajerks on her girlfriend Brey
Vajerk by Vajerk July 29, 2025
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Freckles in the vaginal area, mainly those of fairer skin and red hair.

Freckles of those who have ginger pubes.
Man 1 :Do you think gingers get Vajeckles?

Man 2 :Only if they have fire crotch.
Vajeckles by Lud-ivatron June 30, 2011

Vajorked 

When something is really fucking messed up.
Oh man, its really vajorked that she did that to you.
Vajorked by CSHSO9 December 21, 2009
A combination of a Vagina and Jenky! Definition; A sub-par, ghetto ass, beat up, morning after pill havin, overgrown foliage, meat curtain havin, way too floppy Vagina!
I thought I loved this ho but when I realized what was going on downstairs I realized that Bitch was Vajenky! The herp lives strong!
Vajenky by BuckoNasty! October 25, 2010
Dry vagina
She's cranky because her vajerky needs to be lubed.
Vajerky by sokeri! July 25, 2011
a queer, who likes it up the butt.
spends time eating man pubes while drinking
fresh cumm.
he likes to sleep at night so he can get teabagged.
sectretly wishes at night before he goes to sleep that
his dad comes into his room and rapes him goodnigt.
and cumms in his ear thats why he cant hear so good.

a retard
"that guys a faggot".
"dude, thats vajeremy"
vajeremy by not vajeremy March 10, 2008
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