Vainko

When you have something important to do, say study for an exam, but you wasted your time. And now, karma kicked you in your groin.

1) *Mother to the child, pointing at a homeless guy*

If you don't study hard enough, life will vainko you.

2) When you advised your friend to study for the exam,but he didn't and failed.

You (happily) : Vainko! Vainko! Gomma, Vainko!

by Existential_Pain December 20, 2019

Vainko

Go get it

When life gives you kicks go vainko

by Yxnav April 22, 2020

vminkook

An underrated ship from the Korean boy group BTS. The ship consists of the maknae line of BTS V (Kim Taehyung), Park Jimin, and Jeon Jungkook.

Jikook, Vkook, and Vmin stans arguing: My ship is obviously caonon.

Vminkook stan: why not put them all together.

by LylacFlower September 25, 2017

Vainpot

A vain person.

A:"Is my hair alright?"
B:"No, its horrible."
A:"Oh no! I need a mirror!"
B:"You're such a vainpot!"

by {!}TheAwesomePie!~!! June 1, 2010

vankooten

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.

Damn is that a vankooten?

by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009

vaginko

"va-jin-koh." Popularized by the television sitcom Scrubs. Method of saying vagina if you are a pussy and are afraid of saying dirty words, or if the situation is inappropriate for it. See also: vajayjay.

"What did you two do last night?"
"We had...you know...his yahoo went into my vaginko."

by wellwhynot March 1, 2006

Gillette VanKodak

When you steal your friends razor and take a picture of it next to your nutsack. You then send a pic message of it after he shaves his face the next morning.

I hit Tom with the Gillette VanKodak after he shaved this morning.

by Fake Jinewoodson May 26, 2010