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When life gives you kicks go vainko
Vainko by Yxnav April 22, 2020
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vminkook 

An underrated ship from the Korean boy group BTS. The ship consists of the maknae line of BTS V (Kim Taehyung), Park Jimin, and Jeon Jungkook.
Jikook, Vkook, and Vmin stans arguing: My ship is obviously caonon.

Vminkook stan: why not put them all together.
vminkook by LylacFlower September 25, 2017
A:"Is my hair alright?"
B:"No, its horrible."
A:"Oh no! I need a mirror!"
B:"You're such a vainpot!"

vankooten 

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.
Damn is that a vankooten?
vankooten by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009
"va-jin-koh." Popularized by the television sitcom Scrubs. Method of saying vagina if you are a pussy and are afraid of saying dirty words, or if the situation is inappropriate for it. See also: vajayjay.
"What did you two do last night?"
"We had...you know...his yahoo went into my vaginko."
vaginko by wellwhynot March 1, 2006

Gillette VanKodak 

When you steal your friends razor and take a picture of it next to your nutsack. You then send a pic message of it after he shaves his face the next morning.
I hit Tom with the Gillette VanKodak after he shaved this morning.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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