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When you have something important to do, say study for an exam, but you wasted your time. And now, karma kicked you in your groin.
1) *Mother to the child, pointing at a homeless guy*

If you don't study hard enough, life will vainko you.

2) When you advised your friend to study for the exam,but he didn't and failed.

You (happily) : Vainko! Vainko! Gomma, Vainko!
Vainko by Existential_Pain December 20, 2019
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When life gives you kicks go vainko
Vainko by Yxnav April 22, 2020
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