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The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.

Damn is that a vankooten?

vankooten by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009

Words you can keep

vankooten'd

To be proven incorrect through the personal effort, dedication, and perseverance of another.

This term is typically used as a criticism against those who had little to no confidence in the abilities of a person after said person has accomplished a difficult challenge that they were assumed incapable of completing.

When Naked Craig historically defeated Manus on #DeathDays he thoroughly vankooten'd everyone who thought he would continue to fail with his current equipment.

vankooten'd by Machai May 22, 2017

vancooter

A nickname for the city of Vancouver, BC Canada. Generally used jokingly when bantering about hockey.

How about those Vancooter Canucks and that Luongo? He has a difficult time playing at the United Center.

vancooter by a hockey fan April 27, 2010

vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

vanhouten by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

VanFoote

(NOUN.) Determined yet unusual product. Sometimes incorporating their name with someone else's dutch background. Commonly considered to be a trance DJ, while this was true in the past, it isn't any more today. In his sets online, they are usually compared to 16-bit music reminding one of the days of playing super mario in 1994 while eating ice cream cones at a friends house after school.

1. Hey dude, I saw a VanFoote in the parking lot at SAVERS the other day, it was buying old VHS tapes of Pauly Shore movies.

2. My VanFoote caught fire last night after the oven was left on to long.

3. I met a dude named David VanFoote.

VanFoote by yoyoyo88 October 27, 2011

Vankookers

they were so iconic but a flop now. they love each other now though. 😝 they're not company stans, they are sometimes annoying but they can be funny.

they think they are really dating bts members so funny yikes. anyway, GC!!

”do you know vankookers?”

”oh you mean annoyingkookers??”

Vankookers by taehyunglvr300 December 18, 2020

vankookers

a group chat full of flops. they're very fucking corny but i love them. they made my 2020 not gonna lie. without them i wouldn't have met cool (ew) people.

some of them can be very toxic but they can manage.. I LOVE YOU GUYS

”do you know vankookers?”

”oh you mean annoyingkookers?”

vankookers by taehyunglvr300 December 18, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026