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Vaiden
Vaiden is a stupid white boy name for a very nice person. Despite the fact that his parents probably drink non-pasteurized milk, Vaiden is funny, charismatic, and has a certain surfer boy charm about him. Be honest with him but don't bang him. He's probably not into that.
Vaiden by ihateroncollins November 27, 2015
Vaiden
Vaiden is a fat fucker with a huge dick and is hella good at football even though he takes it up the ass
Vaiden by Diddylover69 December 1, 2024
Vaidehi
Usually, a girl's name, Vaidehi is very nice and outgoing to people she trusts. Her name derives from a deity who is dedicated and courageous, those quality's reflecting on Vaidehi's personality. She may be cold or seem shy at first, but once she gets close to you, she won't hesitate to be open and friendly around you. She may not show it, but Vaidehi will tend to care too much about others and her emotions, though she will hide them. Vaidehi is a (very) lovable, friendly, outgoing, and sincere girl, so if you find one, don't let her go.
Woah, that girl Vaidehi just went up to me and asked for my number, she's really outgoing, and cute too dude.
Vaidehi by okaieebabyyy December 4, 2019
Luz Valdenebro
Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.
Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).
Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.
Special skills include:
-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look
-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries
Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.
If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).
Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).
Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.
Special skills include:
-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look
-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries
Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.
If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).
Luz Valdenebro by LuzTrash January 10, 2017
Vagidentophobia
Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?
Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.
Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.
Vagidentophobia by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019
Eddie/Edgar Valden
Eddie/Edgar Valden by Luca Balsa<3 August 7, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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