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a protector and strong person. he will defend his friends and family and is a loyal person to meet. he's a jokester and loves to push your buttons. he can be a great father figure to kids and teaches life lessons when you don't even know it. He can be dangerous when provoked and you should stay on his good side at all times.
Vaden is such an awesome person!
Vaden by BellaoftheBall November 27, 2011
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To mercilessly steal a joke, co opting it as one's own. Especially effective when doing so enrages the joke's original author.
-- Man, remember that time I pasted all those funny "ate my balls" captions across pictures of all those people we used to work with? Yeah, that was awesome, and I am awesome by proxy.

-- Dude, don't be such a Vaden!
vaden by Da'Picksta' August 13, 2007
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Noun: A person who makes bad pun jokes
Verb: To make a bad pun
Oh my god that pun was so bad, you are such a Vaden
Don’t you dare Vaden right now.
Vaden by VadesNYC January 11, 2022

dan vaden 

an attempt to discreetly masterbate when roommates are present and in arms distance.
I almost threw up when my roommate pulled a dan vaden the other day
dan vaden by hoo yeah June 1, 2011

Dirty Vaden 

The act of going to the gym right after railing your girlfriend.
I can't believe it my boyfriend pulled a dirty vaden just the other day.
Dirty Vaden by NormaI June 26, 2021
The word Vagenie was created by Niccoya T.

It is another word for vagina, because pussy just sounds stank, hairy, and disrespectful. Vagina sounds too clinical for everyday conversation.
My vagenie has a rash.

Rub the vagenie and something will surely come out.
Vagenie by Nicci T. June 12, 2017

Sharth Vader 

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?
Sharth Vader by shartilingus October 4, 2011
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