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Vague Post 

A post on social media that contains no context and remains unclear and confusing to most if not all of the readers. The OP (Original Poster) usually makes a Vague Post to gain attention by having people comment below to ask what the post is about. Vague Posts are usually best ignored. If you can't let it go, comment with "That's a vague post" and link to its definition on Urban Dictionary.
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND POSTS: "Well, I'm not doing THAT again."

YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."
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vague post 

A comment or statement that is made by someone on a social media site who's thinking is in a very tight dramatic circle. The post is very unclear and usually has no redeeming value to those who read it. However, the poster uses this tactic to build curiosity in his/her friends so they may inquire why the post was made. But the poster never responds or explains to why they made such a ridiculous comment..
friend's post: "the humidity has something to do with it!"
me: "what are you talking about?"
4or5 hours elapse with about 5 likes
me: "why make such a vague post?"
vague post by xwhite July 9, 2014

vagueposting

Making posts on social media that either

1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention

2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before

1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."

Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"

Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"

2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "

Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl

vaguepost 

someone who is attention seeking but also wants to act as if they're not
girl in instagram: i don't like to vaguepost because if brings attention. but i want everyone to know about my depression
vaguepost by kaychal May 12, 2018

vaugeposting

A misspelling of vagueposting that either wasn't caught before the post was submitted, or wasn't a big enough deal in the poster's eyes to warrant fixing it. Rarely done intentionally.
"Okay seriously why are some people so mean and cruel????
#not vaugeposting #i'm just generally saying #tbh i never vaugepost #for the record"
~some idiot on Tumblr

vagueposting

The act of indirectly posting about someone or something without directly mentioning them or it.
Person 1: I saw what you posted on X last night, that was kind of weird. Who was it about?

Person 2: Oh, I really wanted to say something about how Erin was acting last night, but I don't want to confront her, so I'm just vagueposting about it.

Person 1: Yeah... vaguepost maxxing.
vagueposting by ksenia vorona February 29, 2024

vagueposting

A form of engagement bait on social media. A user will post a specific opinion complaint, opinion or reference, while intentionally omitting critical context needed to actually join the conversation.

The goal is to frustrate readers and bait them into begging for context, looking up nonexistent drama, or flood the comment section with reaction images.
OP: I can't believe they actually included that scene in the new season. That's disgusting.

User 1: and the vagueposting king award goes to...
User 2: be a bit more specific twin
User 3: context pls
vagueposting by bemoty June 5, 2026
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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