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In the same vein as heej, beej, zeej, and deej, a vageej is when a woman uses her vagina to pleasure a penis.
"After 6 months of dating she finally gave me a vageej."
vageej by 2Sally5 December 19, 2007
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Vageejay 

An exotic, creative, or funny way to say vagina.
"Dude, her vageejay smells like fish!"
Vageejay by Pluffgat August 7, 2009

vagtesticles 

having a vagina and a set of hairy balls just below.
thats fucking gross.....vagtesticles
vagtesticles by jazzlefresh August 24, 2010

vagteeth 

refers to a really nasty and scary looking and smelling vagina, complete with the requisite unshaved bush and meaty flaps, which makes the guy think that it might have teeth if one's penis is introduced to said vagina. It could also pertain to a mean-spirited woman with control issues and constantly seeks to usurp and undermine her male partner in numerous ways, thus rendering his manhood null and void, ascertaining to her being a man eater of sorts.
I hears she's the one wearing the pants in the relationship since she always bosses him around wherever they go - probably has vagteeth bro.
vagteeth by reckywind April 25, 2011

Vagtergent 

The smell of clean panties and dirty vag
You smell like vagtergent.
Vagtergent by Lovelee_pisces July 8, 2017

vantejens 

a titi sniffer that’s very annoying & clapped that’s in love with kai! yaskai forever
vantejens in love with kai so much she sniff his titi everyday
vantejens by HHHGFDDDFHHHHHH June 14, 2019
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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