Vagtat

A tattoo placed on or around the vaginal area. Typically pubic hair grows through the tattoo.

Did you hear about Loren Daniels' vagtat?

by Katy A. Smith February 21, 2009

vagtatt

A vagtatt is a tattoo located just above the vagina on the pelvic area of a woman, or directly on the vagina itself. The latter is very rare and especially disturbing. Known to end porno careers instantly, as well as porno actress hotness.

"Oh man did you see that girls butterfly vagtatt? Total boner killer."

"I was going down on a girl, but then I found out she had a vagtatt. WEIRD"

by Prettyxhobo May 11, 2008

Vagtard

A retarded Vagina.

Celsius is a vagtard.

by anto_capone October 1, 2010

Vagatar

A woman confined to a wheelchair who enters a virtual reality machine and becomes a blue alien in order to get laid.

Jenny Manchonko: "I want to get laid by an alien, please hook me up to this machine so i can become a Vagatar"

by Don Strongo May 28, 2010

Vagtasmagoria

When a vagina is so messed up with stink, sickness, or any other sorts of abnormailities that could equate to either a starring role or a major supporting role in a horror movie.

Basically, there is something seriously wrong with a female's vagina.

Tom: Hey man, how was she?

Dick: Man she stank down there...not to mention I think I may need to see the doc after that. Kinda reminded me of watching "Halloween".

Tom: Sounds like she may have a case of vagtasmagoria.

by Jsps August 21, 2009

Vagatibul

A whole big pot of veggies

Look at all those vagatibuls

by Vagatibuls February 12, 2018

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015