Vagtate

The female version of 'dictate', when a female specifically states or orders someone to do something. Related nouns include vagtatorship, vagtator.

She vagtated that all people must celebrate her birthday for a week.

by UpinArms87 March 28, 2019

vagtatt

A vagtatt is a tattoo located just above the vagina on the pelvic area of a woman, or directly on the vagina itself. The latter is very rare and especially disturbing. Known to end porno careers instantly, as well as porno actress hotness.

"Oh man did you see that girls butterfly vagtatt? Total boner killer."

"I was going down on a girl, but then I found out she had a vagtatt. WEIRD"

by Prettyxhobo May 11, 2008

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

vagaterian

Vagaterian - one who eats vaginia (performs cunnilingus) but ususally refers to lesbians (e.g., as used in the movie, Imagine You & Me).

Jane is one hot vagaterian; she is one woman who really likes being down on the hot muffin.

by TooSick4U December 22, 2006

vagitated

To be agitated by something only a female would do!

Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!

by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009