Vagspatted

spitting any object from your vagina

Zoe just vagspatted a clove of garlic out of her vagina!

by zoejfksndnd November 16, 2016

Vagpatter

A female airport security employee, TSA or equivalent, that pats the region around a women's vagina searching for hidden drugs or prohibited items.

Vagpatter: ma'am,ma'am, I've just got to pat you down. Youve alarmed around your vagina.

Passenger: That ugly female airport vagpatter was really rude. I'm putting in a complaint about how rough she patted my vag !

by BigDollopsofGollop June 30, 2022