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A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..
Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.
Vagomiter by Synnamon March 27, 2015
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Vagometer 

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.
That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.
Vagometer by DJ BALL January 20, 2006
v., the art of vaginal vomiting

n. Jersey
That girl smelled so bad while I was down there, I had to vagomit!
vagomit by wildriles416 June 16, 2010

vagamite 

not unlike a hutterite, the vagamite is a vagaterian living a communal zionistic lifestyle along side other women whos diet consists of only vagina.
have you heard about cousin Daralanne, apparently she now lives on a Vagamite colony in Northern BC. Apparently all she does is eat Rug!
to vomit inside the vagina while giving oral sex because the vagina has a disturbing smell ie. Fish, dirty Mexican.....
dude 1: I vagomit in Maury last night
dude 2: dude that's awesome,was her snatch that bad?
dude 1: it was like eating at a long john silvers in Mexico!
vagomit by Dickie B January 11, 2009

Vagooter 

Another word for vagina
That bitch had a banging vagooter
Vagooter by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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