Vagoomite

Vagoomite is a thick, yeasty paste created in the Land Down Under (the vagina), and should not be spread on bread under any circumstances.

Mother: "Do you want Vegemite on your toast?"
Son: "Vagoomite toast??? What the hell is wrong with you mum?"
Mother: "Just go to school you little asshole."

by n00berella June 10, 2013

Vagomiter

A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..

Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.

by Synnamon March 27, 2015

Vagometer

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

vagomit

v., the art of vaginal vomiting

n. Jersey

That girl smelled so bad while I was down there, I had to vagomit!

by wildriles416 June 16, 2010

vagamite

not unlike a hutterite, the vagamite is a vagaterian living a communal zionistic lifestyle along side other women whos diet consists of only vagina.

have you heard about cousin Daralanne, apparently she now lives on a Vagamite colony in Northern BC. Apparently all she does is eat Rug!

by blender toast cubicpluotonium May 8, 2013

vagomit

to vomit inside the vagina while giving oral sex because the vagina has a disturbing smell ie. Fish, dirty Mexican.....

dude 1: I vagomit in Maury last night
dude 2: dude that's awesome,was her snatch that bad?
dude 1: it was like eating at a long john silvers in Mexico!

by Dickie B January 11, 2009

Vagooter

Another word for vagina

That bitch had a banging vagooter

by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020