Vagoomite

Vagoomite is a thick, yeasty paste created in the Land Down Under (the vagina), and should not be spread on bread under any circumstances.

Mother: "Do you want Vegemite on your toast?"
Son: "Vagoomite toast??? What the hell is wrong with you mum?"
Mother: "Just go to school you little asshole."

by n00berella June 10, 2013