Vagdometer

Neologism of the evening:

Vagdometer (noun)
Vajj-dohm-et-er
Merican
An allusion to the literal mileage on any given vagina.

It was palpable in the hooker's stance that her Vagdometer had rolled over years ago-----and at least twice since then

Vagdometer by M P Web September 23, 2016

Vagomiter

A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..

Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.

Vagomiter by Synnamon March 27, 2015

Vagometer 

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

Vagometer by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

vagometer 

Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.

I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.

vagometer by scorpioeric October 14, 2009

Vagometer 

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.

The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.

Vagometer by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002

Nagdometer

-noun
Electronic radar enabled street signs and mobile units that inform motorist of their speed and flash when posted speed limit is exceeded.

One day law enforcement will be using nagdometers equipped with cameras to issue speeding tickets.

Nagdometer by Chris K. Davies November 4, 2007