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Vagitarius

Slang. Noun. It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much
Director: what’s your favorite sign? Vagitarius!

Director: wym? Porn star: It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much! Director: nice bro!
Vagitarius by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

vagitarian 

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.
vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

Vagitarian 

noun. Person that is only interested sexually in females.
While Curtis could swing both ways, Troy was only interested in the ladies, he is a Vagitarian.
Vagitarian by Kris Potter December 29, 2008

Sagitarius 

The adventurous, curious, sexy , lustful, romantic most hot headed of the zodic
Alie, im takin that sagitarius home with me.
Sagitarius by Rafw. March 16, 2009

Vagitorium

The wide open space between a girls legs.
That girl had one huge vagitorium.
Vagitorium by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008

Vagitarian 

One who enjoys servicing the sexual organs of females; enjoys making women have multiple orgasms; loves to eat pootie on a regular basis, making girls cum
My wife said I was quite the Vagitarian after going down on her for a solid hour.
Vagitarian by ssurfcity March 26, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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