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vaishant 

This lauda makes the most cringiest jokes and makes people laugh by making them laugh at him, not with him. Mostly all of his comebacks are just the same thing but he just says "no u". If you ever see this person, make sure to whoop the shit out of him. Never ask this guy to give sound effects. He might rape you
Why the fuck is Vaishant shitting on the carpet
vaishant by Lenovo ghoda November 23, 2021
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the most awesome person you can come across during your life. when you meet him, you'll feel like you've found your soulmate. Vishant is smart. he has a broad intellect and is very well versed in arts such as photography, painting, music, language etc. Vishant is especially skilled with his tongue. able to master any language, including that of love. speaking of which, Vishant is a beast in bed. when you have sex with a Vishant, you'll never want to stop. nobody comes close to him when it comes to making love. he is the best lover you could ever hope for period. he often looks fairly average, but you should never judge a Vishant by his looks. even the most innocent looking Vishant can surprise you. Vishant also has a tendency to forget about the amazing potential within him and usually lazes about, but he can be serious when he needs to be. he is very playful and very caring. in short, he'll keep you happy for the rest of your life.
Girl 1: "hey, do you know that guy over there?"

Girl 2: "yeah, when I talk to him, it feels like he's the one for me."

Girl 3: "I feel the same way! I think it's cause he's a Vishant."
Vishant by summertimeraindroptea January 11, 2014
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Vaishanya is an amazing friend and beautiful person. She is great at singing, and loves anything to do with music. When you meet a Vaishanya she will help you be a better person. Vaishanya can be mean but in a playful way.
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Person 2: I know and it sounds amazing!
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