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A person who has an octupus tentacle coming out of his vagina. other characteristics of the vagipus include constantly mentioning his ex-girlfriend to people who dont care
Damn, Jimmy wont stop complaining about his ex-girlfriend Grace. Dont blame him, hes a vagipus
Vagipus by Vagipus November 15, 2010

Smiley Vagirus 

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.
The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.
Smiley Vagirus by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008
A virus that infects the vagina.
Bob: "How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Ed: "Good, until I took her pants off and found out she had a vagirus!"
Vagirus by shoeshe June 28, 2011
The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?
I lost my headphones in my vaginus
Vaginus by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005

vagipusstosis 

Crusher says to Morpheus, your vagipusstosis is kickimg in. Colonel is not her tonight, he has vagipusstosis
vagipusstosis by Buford JR June 25, 2015

vagicushion 

Resting one's hot throbbing cock between a woman's legs during 'intimate' cuddles.
last night she wasn't in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion
vagicushion by Miraxis August 2, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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