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vagineer 

a vaginal engineeer; also known as "gynocolegist."
Girl, get yo' cottage cheese bagina checked out by a vagineer.
vagineer by Antsy April 4, 2004

Vagineer 

It describes one who is an Engineer of the Vagina.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard from that girl that your good with the vagina!
Guy 2: That's because I'm a regular Vagineer.
Vagineer by naoslabs January 23, 2011

Vagineer 

A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.
Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
Vagineer by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Vagineer 

a person who specializes in and is well versed in the exploration, navigation, mechanics and inner workings of the human vagina.
He was a fucking vagineer with my pussy, he made me cum four times.
Vagineer by Vedgefucky January 15, 2019

The Vagineer 

The person that counters painis cupcake in the game team fortress 2. although a parody, it is still hilarious.
The Vagineer and Painis Cupcake made a cumsplosion! -A commenter on youtube
The Vagineer by DiscoveringKids October 19, 2010

Vaginger 

Hey. Im a vaginger.
Vaginger by Eric O April 14, 2008
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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