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Vagina Tits 

The little crevice that most overweight people have on their nipples.
Wow, look at him he has vagina tits.
Vagina Tits by Forzalova1998 June 24, 2016
(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.

Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.

Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
vaginatis by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011

vaginaties 

vagina is pussy;pussy is a problem:vaginaties are problems
Dat' bitch's attitude poses a vaginaty(singular).
vaginaties by Tre April 4, 2004

vaginatitus 

A gender specific disease afflicting male humans. Specific symptoms include acting like a pussy.
Martin called in sick. Sounds like a case of vaginatitus.
vaginatitus by Mybishi December 24, 2013

vaginatits 

A girl that has tits that are so close together they look like a vagina.
Man that girl that I picked up at the bar last night had some bad Vaginatits, worst night of my life.
vaginatits by Dylan Brooks November 21, 2019

Vaginatots 

When you stick a tatertot inside a vagina and suck it out. Only really Kinky couples do it
Damnnn.. me and my girlfriend had the best fuckin time ever we made vaginatots.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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