vaginatits
Man that girl that I picked up at the bar last night had some bad Vaginatits, worst night of my life.
vaginatits by Dylan Brooks November 21, 2019
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stretchage vaginalism
when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver
man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.
hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!
hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!
stretchage vaginalism by smoother than silk August 24, 2009
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Retinal Vaginitis
Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012
vaginalitosis
A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.
Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!
vaginalitosis by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008
Vaginatastic
Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.
origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.
origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.
Vaginatastic by Sweatheart 8====D March 25, 2010
spontaneous vagination
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."
spontaneous vagination by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008
vaginatized
He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.
vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008