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Vagina Pals 

1.Two women, who are close friendsand are compleatly comfortable being naked together, showering together, sleeping together, however consider themselve to be just friends

2. A movement started in fall 2006, By Kenna and Alexa.
1.Kenna and alexa are Vagina Pals, they even have T-shirts declaring it.

2.Kenna - "Yea, she's cute, I was trying to get her to be my Vagina Pal, but she's too straight to handle me, rawr"

Alexa - "That's restupid, everyone needs a vagina pal."
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Vaginal Palsy 

A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.

Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.

Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.

Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).
He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.
Vaginal Palsy by ExactPresence August 23, 2011

Vaginatals

I reached her vaginatals last night.
Vaginatals by nutshak March 1, 2009

Vaginaplasty 

A plastic surgery procedure where the vagina is modified usually for aesthetic purposes.
"Hammy" Tammy underwent a routine vaginaplasty so the boys wouldn't tease her.
Vaginaplasty by Anal Czar September 29, 2010

Vaginaplasty 

This is a procedure to help put back the pieces once a vagina has undergone irreversible damage from an absolutely enormous penis
Morgan: "did you hear chasity got vaginaplasty"
Lisa: "yeah Brandon cocked them legs back in the day and her pussy done been hangin out the bottom of her shorts for years now"
Vaginaplasty by saywhattttttttt October 4, 2014

Vaginapalooza 

Ouch my vaginapalooza hurts!
Vaginapalooza by Vaginapalooza August 4, 2018
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