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Vagina Hand 

When you've been scratching your vagina and you have vaginal juice on your hands....
When you are scrapbooking and your friend is diggin through your paper and you tell her not to get her JIZZ fingers all over your papers, she lifts her hand and says that's not my VAGINA HAND THIS IS MY VAGINA HAND!!!!! (fingers are pressed together in a manner of masterbation)
Vagina Hand by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009
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hand vagina 

Hand vagina - a diamond symbol made by putting thumbs and index fingers together.
He don't care about nothin' 'cept his girl, and gettin' some (gesture of hand vagina)!
hand vagina by caxx October 11, 2013

second hand vagina 

The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.
"Baby, What do I taste on your lips?" "That's second hand vagina bitch! Taste good, don't it?"
second hand vagina by EzMaTezPez October 8, 2009

Right Hand Vagina 

-noun-

The most powerful female under a man.

The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.

The woman with whom someone of power relates to best

An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence

Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions

When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
Right Hand Vagina by Furbyattack February 23, 2011

Vagina Handshake 

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Vagina Handjob 

When a woman does kegels during sex.
She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

vagina hands 

1. Hands that get cold way too easily
2. A depiction of a vagina using two pairs of hands
Michael bitches all the time because his vagina hands are freezing
vagina hands by handrew December 21, 2008