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When you've been scratching your vagina and you have vaginal juice on your hands....

When you are scrapbooking and your friend is diggin through your paper and you tell her not to get her JIZZ fingers all over your papers, she lifts her hand and says that's not my VAGINA HAND THIS IS MY VAGINA HAND!!!!! (fingers are pressed together in a manner of masterbation)

Vagina Hand by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009

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hand vagina

Hand vagina - a diamond symbol made by putting thumbs and index fingers together.

He don't care about nothin' 'cept his girl, and gettin' some (gesture of hand vagina)!

hand vagina by caxx October 11, 2013

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second hand vagina

The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.

"Baby, What do I taste on your lips?" "That's second hand vagina bitch! Taste good, don't it?"

second hand vagina by EzMaTezPez October 8, 2009

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Right Hand Vagina

-noun-

The most powerful female under a man.

The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.

The woman with whom someone of power relates to best

An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence

Often referred to as RHV

Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions

When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.

Right Hand Vagina by Furbyattack February 23, 2011

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Vagina Handshake

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

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Vagina Handjob

When a woman does kegels during sex.

She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

Vagina Handjob by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021

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vagina hands

1. Hands that get cold way too easily
2. A depiction of a vagina using two pairs of hands

Michael bitches all the time because his vagina hands are freezing

vagina hands by handrew December 21, 2008

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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