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Vagicon
A vagicon is a woman who manipulates a man into doing her will with the suggestion, whether by innuendo in speech or titillation through posture, expression, or provocative dress, that by obedience he will be rewarded with sex, but then reneges on the offer.
Vagicon by !!SPARTA!! November 28, 2010
Vagcorn
1. Kernels or any part of a corn plant that has been placed in a vagina.
2. A derogatory word used to insult someone who has oral sex more than what is considered healthy.
3. cherry pie
2. A derogatory word used to insult someone who has oral sex more than what is considered healthy.
3. cherry pie
1. Why the hell is there even such thing as vagcorn?
2.Shuttup! vagcorn!
3. I want to pop that vagcorn.
2.Shuttup! vagcorn!
3. I want to pop that vagcorn.
Vagcorn by JohnRboifosho December 19, 2008
Vagicore
A medicinal cream that you put a blob onto your hands and fingers, insert deep into your vagina and use to clean the walls of your uteris, as It pleasures you. The cream works best if you reach climax.
The cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your vagina. The cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. After an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.
1. Lube up the lips of your vagina with any kind of regular household lubricant. KY Jelly works nicely.
2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your vaginal walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.
3. Push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your vagina.
Tips on what to do with the hardened blob:
-Feed it to your dog or cat! It'll clean out their system too (Vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-Preserve it and keep it. It'll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-Throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we're sure youll want use Vagicore again soon enough.
The cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your vagina. The cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. After an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.
1. Lube up the lips of your vagina with any kind of regular household lubricant. KY Jelly works nicely.
2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your vaginal walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.
3. Push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your vagina.
Tips on what to do with the hardened blob:
-Feed it to your dog or cat! It'll clean out their system too (Vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-Preserve it and keep it. It'll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-Throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we're sure youll want use Vagicore again soon enough.
"Cindy hadn't been touched in so long, I knew it was time to get her some Vagicore to make sure her whistle was clean."
Vagicore by Kevin and Mike December 9, 2008
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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