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vagXcore 

Hardcore vaginas, term usually making fun of the "scene" going on in the past few years. since everyone likes the x's.
" sally your so vagXcore! "

XvaginasX!
vagXcore by sparowe October 19, 2007
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a band who thinks they are so metal/hardcore/brutal or whose fans think they are so metal/hardcore/brutal although they are not and are no where near said adjectives. derived from the various prefix "core" genres (i.e. metalcore, deathcore, electrocore, mathcore, etc) and The slang for vagina "vag" which implies pussy as in a weak or lame.
disturbed, recent metallica, system of a down, lamb of god, Atreyu, and especially slipknot are just a few vagcore bands
Vagcore by epic ethan July 13, 2009

Vagicore 

A medicinal cream that you put a blob onto your hands and fingers, insert deep into your vagina and use to clean the walls of your uteris, as It pleasures you. The cream works best if you reach climax.

The cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your vagina. The cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. After an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.

1. Lube up the lips of your vagina with any kind of regular household lubricant. KY Jelly works nicely.

2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your vaginal walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.

3. Push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your vagina.

Tips on what to do with the hardened blob:

-Feed it to your dog or cat! It'll clean out their system too (Vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-Preserve it and keep it. It'll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-Throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we're sure youll want use Vagicore again soon enough.
"Cindy hadn't been touched in so long, I knew it was time to get her some Vagicore to make sure her whistle was clean."
Vagicore by Kevin and Mike December 9, 2008
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026