Vagicicle

A frigid, even frosty, vagina.

You have such a vagicicle. LET ME IN DAMMIT! I JUST WANNA FEEL SOMETHING! Oh don't give me the cold shoulder...it's like I'm married to a snowman. I'd try some foreplay first but then I'd have to put on mittens.

by Lonely Husband February 8, 2010

Vagicicles

When it's so cold but you have to pee and you get icicles on your lady parts

"our central heating is broken and when I went to the loo I got vagicicles"

by Little Spud December 1, 2019