Vagimatics
Vagimatics by banana-banana-banana April 6, 2010
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vagimatized
vagimatized by kikitacular July 2, 2008
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Vagi-Matic • vaginaties • vagimatized • Vagimitis • vaginatis • Vaginatic • Vaginaticular • vagmatic eruption • Vagomatic • vegimatic
vaginatis
(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.
Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.
Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
vaginatis by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011
vaginaties
vaginaties by Tre April 4, 2004
Vagimitis
Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.
Vagimitis by TuckerLipsin November 10, 2019
Vagomatic
A girl that has sexual intercourse with someone elses man more than once.
Resulting in the eating of vagina.
Resulting in the eating of vagina.
Vagomatic by Brin And Wyatt January 25, 2009
Vaginatic
He/she who holds position/occupation as a gynecologist or is surrounded by vagina in his/her occupation (i.e. porn industry) for at least four hours of the day but not exceeding eight hours of one business day, yet still has a proclivity for vagina during off hours, including lunch the hour.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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