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vagimatized 

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.
vagimatized by kikitacular July 2, 2008
(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.

Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.

Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
vaginatis by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011

vaginaties 

vagina is pussy;pussy is a problem:vaginaties are problems
Dat' bitch's attitude poses a vaginaty(singular).
vaginaties by Tre April 4, 2004

Vagimitis 

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.
My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.
Vagimitis by TuckerLipsin November 10, 2019

Vagomatic 

A girl that has sexual intercourse with someone elses man more than once.
Resulting in the eating of vagina.
Grin: yo that girl was Vagomatic.
Pyatt: yeah man I can dig that.
Vagomatic by Brin And Wyatt January 25, 2009

Vaginatic 

He/she who holds position/occupation as a gynecologist or is surrounded by vagina in his/her occupation (i.e. porn industry) for at least four hours of the day but not exceeding eight hours of one business day, yet still has a proclivity for vagina during off hours, including lunch the hour.
During my employment at a bikini bar, I saw my gynecologist walk in one evening. I thought to myself.. "Doesn't he see enough at his day job, what a vaginatic!!!"
Vaginatic by mr chedda August 3, 2011