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vagultures 

Vagultures is a word created from the fusion of vagina and vultures. Someone who is pecking around the party looking for scraps of vagina. Beware, this man is drunk and horny, and will usually take whoever doesn't run when he swoops in.
"Look at the nine guys who just walked into this party, those vagultures."
"The Vagulta meter just hit a 9."
vagultures by Nerl McFlannigan March 13, 2008
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Vapesturbate

To Vape and Masturbate at the same time
Corben enjoys a Vapesturbate every day

vagicture 

Male: Can you send me a vagicture
Female: Hold on, let me snap a pic of my pussy first
vagicture by oofman420xd December 19, 2020
Noun:. A covering garment: Clothing, Apparel, Garb; an outer garment; to clothe with a garment; a garment or insignia worn by someone for service;
Verb: To grant or endow with a particular authority, right or property: to clothe with or as if with official or ceremonial garment; to place/give into the possession/discretion of some person/authority.
Rev.19:12-13. His eyes as a flame of fire, and on his head many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he clothed with a VESTURE dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
vesture by DeepThrowWitDancer March 8, 2022

vresture 

i'm a big fat stinky poopoo whose name is leo!!!!
for example, "vresture!"
vresture by propertyofningguang December 11, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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