oofman420xd's definitions

shitnet

Shitnet is defined as internet with bad quality or low download or upload speeds at a rate at which the internet or other services become unusable or slow.

The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download

Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Minecraft on your Xbox?
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.

by oofman420xd May 31, 2022

bmfcitofotw

Short for "Blow my fat cock in the open fields of the world". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: BMFCITOFOTW
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Blow my fat cock in the open fields of the world!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

ball spam

Ball spamming is when you spam jump in Geometry Dash

Dude 1: I keep on dying, maybe it's because of too much ball spam?
Dude 2: I think you should jump less.

by oofman420xd March 23, 2020

fortnite

That gay game everybody knows is dying and people won't stfu about! People also spam on SnapChat their gay Fortnite wins and the real victory royale is uninstalling the game. Minecraft comes to show that it is 999999 trillion times better than fortnite. People who play these types of building shoot em up games are gay virgins and do not have girlfriends because no girl likes Fortnite. Also here's a gay gif.

Guy 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Hold up, did you know that you are homosexual just by playing that gay game?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: If you play Minecraft, then you are straight af.

by oofman420xd November 18, 2018

(°¿_°)

The replacement for lenny face that anyone can type on Android.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna hang out at the bar? (°¿_°)

Dude 2: Wait, how did you type that?

by oofman420xd September 22, 2018

PinoyBoy

Nuenez's last 3DSPlaza alt before leaving the site forever.

3DSPlazian 1: Remember PinoyBoy?
3DSPlazian 2: Who?
3DSPlazian 1: Nuenez's alt?
3DSPlazian 2: Oh, him?
3DSPlazian 1: The title of the PM was "good bye formore 2-4 :D xP"
3DSPlazian 2: Oh I remember that PM.

by oofman420xd April 15, 2022

fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024