oofman420xd's definitions

fortnite

That gay game everybody knows is dying and people won't stfu about! People also spam on SnapChat their gay Fortnite wins and the real victory royale is uninstalling the game. Minecraft comes to show that it is 999999 trillion times better than fortnite. People who play these types of building shoot em up games are gay virgins and do not have girlfriends because no girl likes Fortnite. Also here's a gay gif.

Guy 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Hold up, did you know that you are homosexual just by playing that gay game?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: If you play Minecraft, then you are straight af.

by oofman420xd November 18, 2018

(°¿_°)

The replacement for lenny face that anyone can type on Android.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna hang out at the bar? (°¿_°)

Dude 2: Wait, how did you type that?

by oofman420xd September 22, 2018

vagicture

A pussy / vagina picture

Male: Can you send me a vagicture
Female: Hold on, let me snap a pic of my pussy first

by oofman420xd December 19, 2020

bmfcitofotw

Short for "Blow my fat cock in the open fields of the world". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: BMFCITOFOTW
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Blow my fat cock in the open fields of the world!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

hmcftlr

Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

straightinity

When you lose your straightness to a trans catgirl and become gay or bisexual.

I don't know but, she's kinda making me lose my straightinity and question my sexuality.

by oofman420xd January 8, 2021

sexorwave

when you have virtual sex under the influence of vaporwave, although, this is a very rare occurrence, since not everyone understands the art of vaporwave, which can induce a feeling to a similar quality of that of sex.

Guy: YOOO WANNA TRY SEXORWAVE WITH ME?
Girl: What's that
Guy: YOU EVER FEEL DOWN? I HAVE THIS MUSIC THAT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SEX!
Girl: Let's do it

by oofman420xd January 9, 2021