Definitions by oofman420xd
Clover Valley milk
The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.
Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.
Clover Valley milk by oofman420xd December 14, 2024
fairy cum
An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
fairy cum by oofman420xd December 14, 2024
Swoffart
An insult for the person who created a cover of the lostwave song Everyone Knows That / Ulterior Motives whose name is Swofford. The song commonly gets misidentified as Swofford's cover time and time again on TikTok by use of Shazam or other music finding tools.
Person 1: Guys the song is literally right there on Shazam, it's Everyone Knows That by Swofford
Person 2: Swofford? More like Swoffart, that's just a recreation. And a bad one at that.
Person 2: Swofford? More like Swoffart, that's just a recreation. And a bad one at that.
Swoffart by oofman420xd February 15, 2024
more than besties
Someone, likely of the same sex as you, who is more than a best friend and more than a bestie. You have to commit to certain actions and emotions to be considered more than besties. This includes but not limited to sharing of embarrassing NSFW pictures, and a mutual feeling of love and a feeling for wanting to be together all the time for your bestie. The most likely reason for being more than besties but not entirely together is that your best friend is taken.
more than besties by oofman420xd December 23, 2022
shitnet
Shitnet is defined as internet with bad quality or low download or upload speeds at a rate at which the internet or other services become unusable or slow.
The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download
Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet
The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download
Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Minecraft on your Xbox?
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.
shitnet by oofman420xd May 31, 2022
PinoyBoy
3DSPlazian 1: Remember PinoyBoy?
3DSPlazian 2: Who?
3DSPlazian 1: Nuenez's alt?
3DSPlazian 2: Oh, him?
3DSPlazian 1: The title of the PM was "good bye formore 2-4 :D xP"
3DSPlazian 2: Oh I remember that PM.
3DSPlazian 2: Who?
3DSPlazian 1: Nuenez's alt?
3DSPlazian 2: Oh, him?
3DSPlazian 1: The title of the PM was "good bye formore 2-4 :D xP"
3DSPlazian 2: Oh I remember that PM.
PinoyBoy by oofman420xd April 15, 2022
sexorwave
when you have virtual sex under the influence of vaporwave, although, this is a very rare occurrence, since not everyone understands the art of vaporwave, which can induce a feeling to a similar quality of that of sex.
Guy: YOOO WANNA TRY SEXORWAVE WITH ME?
Girl: What's that
Guy: YOU EVER FEEL DOWN? I HAVE THIS MUSIC THAT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SEX!
Girl: Let's do it
Girl: What's that
Guy: YOU EVER FEEL DOWN? I HAVE THIS MUSIC THAT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SEX!
Girl: Let's do it
sexorwave by oofman420xd January 9, 2021