(°¿_°)

The replacement for lenny face that anyone can type on Android.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna hang out at the bar? (°¿_°)

Dude 2: Wait, how did you type that?

by oofman420xd September 22, 2018

straightinity

When you lose your straightness to a trans catgirl and become gay or bisexual.

I don't know but, she's kinda making me lose my straightinity and question my sexuality.

by oofman420xd January 09, 2021

ball spam

Ball spamming is when you spam jump in Geometry Dash

Dude 1: I keep on dying, maybe it's because of too much ball spam?
Dude 2: I think you should jump less.

by oofman420xd March 23, 2020

hmcftlr

Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 07, 2021

Clover Valley milk

The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.

Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.

by oofman420xd December 15, 2024

fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 15, 2024

sexorwave

when you have virtual sex under the influence of vaporwave, although, this is a very rare occurrence, since not everyone understands the art of vaporwave, which can induce a feeling to a similar quality of that of sex.

Guy: YOOO WANNA TRY SEXORWAVE WITH ME?
Girl: What's that
Guy: YOU EVER FEEL DOWN? I HAVE THIS MUSIC THAT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SEX!
Girl: Let's do it

by oofman420xd January 10, 2021