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Vashon
An island... where hippie day is every day.
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
1)"dude, I was on Vashon last weekend. HELLA GOOEY NECTAR!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
Vashon by BUBBASPARKZZZ November 7, 2007
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Vashon Island
Small island in Washington state, inbetween tacoma and seattle. famous for old old mill road, the bike in the tree and some seriously hyphy marijuana.
Vashon Island by elbowe November 24, 2006
Madeline Vachon
The greatest most beautiful woman in the world and can never be surpassed in any way. Madeline Vachon will never let you down and will always listen to you and give you advice or help you. Anybody who dates this woman is lucky and should never let her go and give her everything she wants no matter what it is. Madeline Vachon is is a lovely hard working woman who cares about others and helps them through hard times even though she has her own struggles.
Madeline Vachon by GBUCK May 24, 2017
patrick vachon
The most sluttiest whore faggot. people often like to call it gay and it doesn't like that very much. but when u look at it the word faggot just appears. has the most largest vagina and the most biggest bobs you've ever seen. it only has 1 nipple tho and its kinda insecure so were not gonna talk about that... and anyways you would be so lucky to have this in ur life bc its thottyness makes you want to kill yourself every second your around it.
patrick vachon by grace padden October 10, 2018
vashon
Valshon
Is a good strong woman who will be a good mom they are independent but are good at making friends the are good at everything they do and are very bipolar but loving and loyal
Valshon is so strong
Valshon by Macon Teel January 18, 2021
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