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Acronym for Victim Of The Free Meal (VOTFM). To engage in a date with someone knowing that there is no chance of a relationship ever flourishing , but you were hungry and broke.

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You see that guy over there ? I am totally going to make him the VOTFM.
Hey I'll be out tonight total VOTFM.
VOTFM by BBLEH Crew September 25, 2018
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Armored Trooper Votoms 

Armored Trooper Votoms - Japanese military science fiction mecha anime series produced by Nippon Sunrise, created & directed by Ryosuke Takahashi & featuring mechanical designs by Kunio Okawara. Following directly in the footsteps of Takahashi's previous series, Fang of the Sun Dougram, VOTOMS continued the trend towards hard science in the mecha anime subgenre.
Armored Trooper Votoms ,
main weapon of the conflict is the common Armored Trooper, a mass-produced humanoid combat vehicle piloted by a single soldier. Both the Armored Troopers & their pilots are also known as VOTOMS (Vertical One-man Tank for Offense & ManeuverS). However, since Armored Troopers have extremely thin armor, & use a highly combustible liquid in their artificial muscle, their pilots have a very low chance of survival .

The series follows a main character named Chirico Cuvie , a special forces Armored Trooper pilot & former member of the Red Shoulder Battalion, an elite force used by the Gilgamesh Confederation in its war against the Balarant Union. Chirico is suddenly transferred to a unit engaged in a suspicious mission, unaware that he is aiding in the theft of secrets from what appears to be his side. Chirico is betrayed & left behind to die, but he survives, is arrested by the Gilgamesh military as a traitor, tortured for information on their homeworld. He escapes, triggering a pursuit extending across the entire series, with Chirico hunted by the army & criminals alike as he seeks the truth behind the operation. He is especially driven to discover the truth of one of the objects he was assigned to retrieve in that operation: a mysterious & beautiful woman who would become his sole clue to unraveling the galactic conspiracy.
Armored Trooper Votoms by Blu_leef August 14, 2023

Vothm's Disease 

A man who is too easily distracted by and infatuated with a women. - VOTHM 'Victim of the Hairy Magnet'
I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..
Vothm's Disease by Mikeywood May 8, 2013
adjective: gross, nasty, disgusting. (usually referring to food)
That cafeteria food is votamun.
votamun by Mad-Dawg August 1, 2004

votemplate 

The process of deciding who or what to vote for.
Voter 1: Hey, you gonna vote or just votemplate
Voter 2: Hold on, I can't decide between the one who will raise taxes or the one who will raise inflation.
votemplate by Jackduripper February 14, 2008
Means “Vomiting on the floor” used for when your disgusted or just REALLY mad. Like REALLY MAD
Person 1: “she was so MEANNN TO MEE!! SHE CALLED ME A BITCH!”

Person 2: “whAt!? VOTFF!”

Person 1: “IKR!?”
VOTF by I love glazed donuts September 27, 2022

votemaxx 

VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP 2024
I will be votemaxxing Donald trump in the 2024 election.
votemaxx by shabadabadoooo January 19, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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